Stories by BiscuitHammer

A prequel (sort of) to my Alex & Alexa story.

Meeting the families, and an inevitable duel...

Yes, there really is a place in Ontario called Moose Factory.

Why do youngsters always have to learn the hard way?

Lazy Millennials, and inspiring sketches.

A kamikaze stunt and a sexy gambit...

Blackmail, stock markets and suitors, oh my!

String theory discussion and someone pisses Alexa off...

Haberdashery, waltzes and bedposts, oh my!

With Karen and Alexa in Quebec, what will Mike and Alex do?

Of skateboards, kind words, and weird make up...

Sleuthing has never been so absurd...

Opera, VR battles, a naughty masquerade, and sweet revenge.

Christmas with the DeBournes, and a new year is imminent...

A new year and new challenges await our couples!

Everyone's ready for the big move to Blackwell Manor.

The move into Blackwell Manor has begun. What lies ahead?

Everybody has a word they can't say, right?

Relax, its only POTENTIALLY an international incident.

Paintball, fashion shoots and Hawking Radiation. It's a date.

An old and beloved friend visits, and a rescue mission in LA.

Who exactly is Lady Jennifer Penrose, Countess of Greymoor?

How do YOU deal with a St. Patrick's Day hangover?

Let's just say Karen has a bad day and leave it at that...

Getting ready for visitors and stubborn hyperplanes...

Crappy dates lead to a fun game of confessions and dares...

Mom and I keep pushing the truth or dare envelope...

Will the game make us strong enough to do what we want?

Our weekend of love and lust continues. Thanks, ToD!

Life at school and going on a date with mom. Win!

My friend and I are worried about my widower father.

Karli and I put a plan in motion to seduce my father.

Daddy is coming out his shell. He'll soon be mine!

Will all Karli's and my hard work pay off finally?

Mark finds a time machine. Well done, universe.

When you've got a time machine, practice makes perfect.

What happens when you mix clock-block with priapism?

A daring attempt to rescue Becky from Cardinal Richelieu.

An orgy in Imperial Rome? Count Mark and Becky in!

Loose ends, scores to settle, a moral quandaries abound!

Becky starts teaching Nanu about the modern world. Not easy.

Why the sudden feelings and desires for my mother?

Mom and I get weird when we're drunk, apparently...

Things might've gotten a little out of hand...

Resolution and escalation, as only mom and I can.

Yup, I still like boys, too, seemingly...

Mom and I tag-team her Italian lover.

Mom and I begin misbehaving publicly.

Pretending to be strippers is kinda fun!

Stripping in redneck towns can be dangerous, Go figure!

The tales of a lusty, busty bard.

An enticing proposal, and a strange new world...

Cut off by mommy and daddy, how will they make money now?

The girls spend Christmas in Roskilde. Mischief abounds!

Jeanie needs a beard, Alex and Alexa step up.

My friend and I are rather nuts about one another.

Tabletop gaming and naked hookah.

Assisting my cam-girl and a day-trip with my Cait.

A summer of wild debauchery begins...

The Tengger clan's khan Boldbator begins a daring journey...

Boldbator's vision starts to take form on wings of war...

With the Great Hunt, Boldbator calls his people to war.

Boldbator seeks a new way of warfare to defeat his enemies.

Khorijin and Toragana ride to meet the Kyrgyz.

An encounter with my married neighbour changes everything.

How could I possibly say no to a birthday surprise?

An unexpected twist develops.

A full-blown affair begins.

My affair with Lynn continues its evolution.

An unexpected but very welcome twist to the tryst...

Lynn and I head to Chicago for our mega-date.

Fun and Debuchery in Chicago.

Lynn continues to show me her wild side.

Lynn's competitive side surfaces...

We almost break a plaything...

Our trip to Chicago is wrapping up. Only one night left!

Reluctantly leaving Chicago and heading home.

A little Thai spice, for variety...

Two expecting sisters must face loneliness together.

Kelsey and Jane must cope with their rebellious bodies...

Coming to terms with not wanting to behave. At all...

The girls are awash in milk and rampant hormones.

Kelsey and Jane are in love. Where do they go from here?

A much-needed vacation with my lesbian friend.

Janie and I break in the hotel room but good...

A morning surprise for Janie.

Janie and I visit a spa and a strip club...

Mischief in a public park and fun with a dancer in our room.

To my distress, our week of love is nearly over...

Our sisters head to Quebec City to meet the Blackwells.

Alexa's debut with the Blackwells, and the battle begins...

I fell hopelessly in love with the woman I was named after.

I fell hopelessly in love with the woman I was named after.

I fell hopelessly in love with the woman I was named after.

I fell hopelessly in love with the woman I was named after.

My aunt and I get even closer.

Did you know my parents were pervs? I didn't...

What am I going to do if she's taken from me?

Bringing Alexa home and I fall more in love...

Trying to date other people is not going so well for us...

Our romance gets complicated from all angles.

Off to a wedding, wishing it was ours...

Freja's visit opens a new dynamic for us all.

Slovenian pee faeries, budding romance and karaoke. Oh my!

Freja and Jeanie get married. We watch enviously...

My parents know, and the crisis comes to a head...

Alexa is gone. What will my family do now?

Ginny gets a wonderful Christmas surprise.

Virginia and Santa face extreme danger together.