- Erotic Poetry
- Earl Grey
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Tea before sex or
Sex before tea
I so hope you like paying.
For, if sex is quite free,
When tea is expensive:
Such must be the way:
For no one can fuck with
My dear Lord,
Earl Grey...
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- COMMENTS
Paul4play28 days agoA full cup of tea
Yields a bladder full of pee,
So do you want to feel the need
To empty yourself before The Deed?
Or, does your kink
Invite the Earl to drink?
Falling4U28 days agoWhy not tea during sex
Might make the cups rattle
But no time to down tools
And that’s half the battle
Earl Grey gets his end away
Puts a smile on Meli’s face
As she puts her cup down
And prepares herself to brace
As the Earl takes her from behind
Buried deep in her ass
It’s always teatime somewhere
For this lucky lass
HottieOlwen29 days agoTea is good to quench your thirst,
That's what the experts say
But what if you're thirsty for some kinky sex?
Will tea suffice that day?
Hot and wet and slightly sweet
Is my favourite way to drink
From a hairy, not a china cup
Yes, I admit my kink.
And when I've savoured the lady's 'tea'
And she's ready for a second brew
I strap on my dildo, named Lady Grey,
And fuck her ( Méli, it's you!)
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
