Five Nights at Freddy's XXX

"Five Nights at Freddy's XXX"

by J.D. Savanyu

September 5^th, 1989

A bunch of hookers were turning tricks on a creepy foggy night in the worst part of Hurricane, Utah. Four busty blondes and one flat-chested redhead pixie were dolled-up in tight skimpy outfits, in front of an abandoned KidKraze toy factory. Caroline tossed her ginger pigtails wearily, sticking out like a sore thumb. Her parents were killed in a house fire two months ago, just two days after her eighteenth birthday, forcing her out on the street and into the flesh trade.

Caroline lit up a cigarette while leaning against the brick wall of the factory, glancing up at the full moon. An indistinct blob of light filtered through the fog. The dive bars and seedy nightclubs nearby were closing down for the night, and dozens of headlights soon approached on Malvern Boulevard. A green Oldsmobile pulled up next to the whores, and a fat guy waved at Debbie.

"Hey blondie!" he beamed.

"Hey baby-doll," Debbie uttered seductively, leaning through an open window to show off her ample cleavage. "Ya looking for a good time?"

"Of course he is," Caroline grunted enviously. Debbie shot her a dirty look. The terms of service were briefly discussed, and Debbie hopped in the passenger seat. That obese oaf sped off down the boulevard, taking her god-knows-where.

Over the next five minutes, three more cars pulled up and propositioned three more hookers, not including Caroline. They were all whisked away, leaving that redhead all by her lonesome in front of the crumbling factory where they used to make that stupid KidKraze Krazy Foam that bullies would always spray on grade school geeks. She recalled her own bully-ridden youth, with many other girls and boys pulling her pigtails, stealing her lunch money, and making her life miserable in various other ways. She got pretty about four years too late.

Ten minutes and thirty more cars passed by. A few of them slowed down for a closer look, but nobody stopped. Caroline sighed wearily and called it a night, stamping out her cigarette on the sidewalk and turning toward her dingy little apartment on Kensington Avenue, where the rent was long overdue. She was too busy moping to notice a blue Saturn pulling up next to her.

"Hey ginger. You're looking rather sad and lonely."

She quickly put her act together, adjusting her pigtails and assuming her usual schoolgirl-ish hooker persona. Like a naughty Pippi Longstocking. Leaning through the open window, she saw a middle-aged guy with a gray scraggly beard and a muscular frame, wrapped in blue industrial overalls.

"That's right, honey. I got a bad case of the blues."

"You need a little lovin' to cure those blues," he replied in a creepy gravelly voice.

"All you need is love . . . and cash," she giggled, teasing her cute pigtails. "I charge fifty bucks for one hour, a hundred for two hours, and two hundred for an all-nighter. How does that sound, Mister..." as her eyes drifted down to a nametag on his overalls, "Afton?"

"Sounds great, Miss..."

"Caroline."

"Ah, Sweet Caroline. Neil Diamond would write a chart-topping hit about a charming redhead like you."

"Aww, you're too kind," she beamed, hopping into the passenger seat, even though something was clearly not right about Afton's personality, raising red flags of craziness. He was the kind of guy Caroline would avoid if she was off-duty, looking for a real non-business date with dinner and a movie before the "action."

They cruised through a desolate neighborhood that used to be a vibrant bohemian enclave, before the "war on poverty" bombed it to hell. Caroline didn't smell any alcohol on his breath, so that was a welcome change of pace. She loved rough sex, but her usual drunken bozo clients rarely satisfied her need to get manhandled and pussy-pounded.

"You look rather young, Caroline. Are you sure you're, uh . . . street legal?"

"Legal and lovin' it, baby. I'm barely eighteen."

"But you haven't gotten much business lately, I'm guessing."

"Not much at all," she sighed. "Most guys don't want flat-chested boyish ladies like me."

"Those guys are shallow assholes, so screw 'em. But only if they pay you to."

"That's the spirit, Mister Afton," she snickered.

"'Mister Afton' sounds like a cruel headmaster in a Dickens novel. Call me William."

"Okay, William. Where are you taking me tonight?"

A devilish grin broke through his stoic facade. "It's a surprise."

"Ooh, I love surprises."

William popped an REO Speedwagon CD into the stereo system and bobbed his head to "Keep on Loving You." (The only thing he wanted to do.) The depressing inner city gradually faded into the prosperous suburbs. The "outer bands" of Hurricane. They entered the big-box commercial district on Stuart Road, with a flood of bright lights and big colored signs, eerily enhanced by dense fog. The bland corporate big-box stores and restaurants were all closed for the night, with racoons skittering across the empty parking lots.

Her pussy buzzed with anticipation beneath her tight cut-off Daisy Dukes. Something about William made her feel like she was "living on the edge." Venturing off on a harrowing erotic adventure, like a grown-up version of those fairy tales she spent too much time reading and daydreaming about, instead of paying attention in school.

William turned off the road and parked his car in front of a . . .

"Freddy Fazbear's?" Caroline chortled. "A kid's place?"

"That's right, ginger. I work here, and now I'm having some fun here."

"But it's closed for the night."

"I maintain the animatronic characters like Freddy and Bonnie, so I always work after-hours," he replied, pulling out a large key chain.

"Holy shit. I always dreamed about sneaking into that place late at night, and playing all the arcade games for free," Caroline beamed.

"Well, now that fantasy is coming true. With a party of two."

"Fuck yeah, Big Willy. Let's get this party started!"

Caroline hopped out of the blue Saturn and beheld the big red checkered pizzeria building, with a bright blinking sign above the entrance. A bow-tied cartoon Freddy jutted out above the sign, flashing a big buck toothed smile and waving at nobody in particular. That tapioca-colored anthropomorphic bear was like a cross between Fozzie Bear from The Muppets and Barney the Dinosaur from PBS. (She hated that purple douchebag so fucking much!)

"Damn, I feel like a kid again," she beamed, prancing toward the front door.

"I'm forty-five, but I still haven't grown up yet," William mused. He unlocked the glass door and a roll-up metal security barrier, revealing a large dimly lit space. Then he unlocked a metal utility box on the wall and flipped a bunch of switches, making Freddy Fazbear's come to life in gaudy glory.

"Wow, totally gnarly!" Caroline cheered like a valley girl. "Where a kid can be a kid, and parents get a little break from those hellish rascals."

Caroline hurried around a wall that blocked the view of the showrooms from the parking lot. She maneuvered around a bunch of arcade cabinets and tables with red checkered tablecloths, and went right up to the main stage. Four standing cartoon animatronics gazed back at her with weird plastic eyes. Bonnie was a yellow rabbit with a red bowtie and a red electric guitar, like a cross between Peter Cottontail and Peter Frampton. Foxy was a red furry fox on drums, with pointy ears, a Blackbeard eye patch, and a sharp curved hook where his right claw used to be. (Who the hell thought that wouldn't give kids nightmares?)

Chica the Chicken stood upright on the left end of the stage, covered with yellow fur and only three feathers on top of her head, holding another guitar and wearing a bib that proclaimed "Let's Eat!" Chica's orange beak opened and closed mechanically during shows, urging kids and their parents to load up on empty carbs. She held a pink birthday cupcake with eyeballs and a mouth on a plate. (Made with her own eggs.)

Freddy Fazbear stood front and center with a microphone, stealing the show in a pint-size fedora hat. Like Fozzie's inbred cousin from Alabama. It was just a matter of time until they got sued by Jim Henson for copyright infringement.

"Oh my god, they keep getting creepier as I get older," Caroline remarked, gazing at Bonnie's anthropomorphic eyes.

"It's the 'uncanny valley' effect," William replied, wrapping his left arm around her slender waist. "The more an inanimate object resembles a human, the more uncomfortable it makes you feel. The effect is even worse for cartoon animals that look human, especially when you get older and smarter."

"Wow. I should have paid more attention in school," she giggled. "So you're the guy who keeps these robots singing and swaying?"

"That's right. But they're animatronics, not robots. There's a big difference. Robots have complex digital circuits for performing industrial tasks, while animatronics are much simpler, using the same analog principle as player pianos."

"Whatever you say, Mister Wizard."

William laughed warmly, and squeezed her tight. "God, I love feisty redheads like you."

"Feisty as I wanna be, Mister Afton."

"Shut up and get naked," he grunted.

"Are you fucking serious? You're gonna take me right here in the showroom, where kids eat pizza and cake on their birthdays?"

"Bingo, Sweet Caroline."

"Oh my god," she chortled. "Fine. I'm in a crazy mood too, like a werewolf on a full moon night."

"Good girl. I'll be back in a minute, with another surprise."

William left the showroom through a door marked: EMPLOYEES ONLY. Caroline laughed in disbelief, peeling off her tight halter top and Daisy Dukes while staring at Chica's frozen maniacal expression. Like Tweety Bird on crack. She whipped off her pink a-cup bra and shimmied off her little pink panties, letting them fall to her ankles. Laughing incredulously, feeling horny as hell. She couldn't believe she was standing butt-naked in Freddy Fazbear's, where she wasted so many hours of her precious youth. The school bullies couldn't bother her at Freddy's, so it was truly a happy place for her.

Caroline loved romping in the ball pit along the southern wall, and playing video games along the northern wall. Her favorite game was Who Framed Roger Rabbit? She loved cruising through a 16-bit Toontown, then rescuing Roger and Jessica from the evil clutches of Judge Doom. The nearby hall of mirrors was endlessly amusing to her elementary school mind, but the pizza and desserts were always disappointing. The Fazbear chefs skimped on the calories so their food wouldn't slow the customers down; making them plunk fewer quarters into Bubble Bobble and Moon Patrol.

Like most kids, she loved "Freddy and the Screamers." (A nice pun on "Freddy and the Dreamers," a goofy British rock band her parents loved when they were teenagers.) But she loved the sideshow cabaret room for grown-ups even more. That was the home of Dolli Dimples, a humanoid hippopotamus with long red hair and a sexy sparkling blue dress, standing in front of a player piano while singing vintage 1920's and 30's tunes like "Frankie and Johnny," "Long Tall Texan," and "There'll be a Hot Time at the Old Town Tonight."

Caroline drifted over to "Dolli's Swingin' Cabaret" and admired that hot old-timey ginger zoo animal, modeled after Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holliday. Dolli's pre-programmed stage act was full of mild adult innuendo; commenting on the loose morals of her ex-husbands and flirting with male humans in the audience. Telling them they were getting her all "hot and bothered." Some of her funniest one-liners were "Love at first sight sure saves a lot of time," "I prefer two kinds of men: foreign and domestic," and "I speak two languages: english, and body."

Caroline was the only kid at Freddy's who actually liked Dolli. She listened to lots of old music on her parent's record player, and watched many old black-and-white movies on their VCR, so the vintage references didn't go over her head. Dolli was just a metal skeleton with various wires, hydraulic pistons and servo motors, covered with a thin layer of latex and decorative polyester . . . but she always melted Caroline's heart.

"Hey there fellas, this is Dolli D," Dolli suddenly said, springing to life with whooshing mechanical movements.

"Holy shit!" Caroline screamed, stumbling backward and knocking over a table. "What the-- what the fuuuuck?"

"...and before I get into the next song, I just want all you men to know I'm teaching a course at the local college. It's called 'Body English . . . 105 . . . 72 . . . 96," Dolli uttered seductively, referencing her voluptuous hippo dimensions. Caroline's terror quickly dissolved into giddy laughter, realizing that William started Dolli's animatronic act by pushing a button in the control room. He must have been watching her on a hidden security camera, grinning devilishly at the practical joke he was about to pull. The animatronic performer's feet were still firmly bolted to the stage.

"Now just sit back, relax, and watch me . . . sizzle."

Dolli started performing a sultry rendition of "Hello, Dolly!" Caroline danced along as that hippo wiggled like a burlesque vaudeville showgirl. Her humongous breasts were equipped with multidirectional hydraulic cylinders, making them jiggle realistically under her sparkling blue dress. Increasing her sex appeal to the henpecked fathers in the audience.

"Hello, Dolly / Yes, Hello, Dolly / It's so nice to have you back where you belong . . ."

"It sure is nice, you big swing queen!" Caroline giggled.

"I feel the room swayin' / while the band's playin' / one of our old favorite songs from way back when . . ."

Caroline danced along to that sultry ragtime tune, wiggling her naked ass and tossing her long red pigtails. Jiggling her much smaller naked tits.

"So . . . take my rap, fellas / buy me an empty lap, fellas . . . (I like the look of yours, Mister!)             

Dolli finished with a flourish, and so did Caroline.

"I'll be back, whenever you're ready, handsome one."

"Good-bye, Dolli!" Caroline beamed. The mechanical hippo sputtered to a halt, resuming her lifeless stupor. The ginger prostitute sighed pleasantly, eager to get laid by "the man behind the curtain." Ten seconds later, Bonnie the Bunny burst through an EMPLOYEES ONLY door.

"Holy shit!" she screamed with fresh terror . . . but she quickly realized it wasn't the animatronic Bonnie that somehow came to life. It was William Afton in a yellow rabbit costume; laughing like Woody Woodpecker.

"Hey, you big naughty bunny," Caroline grunted in a playfully stern motherly tone. "That was a mean trick you pulled on me. And Dolli Dimples!"

"Hell yeah, Little Red Riding Hood. I love pranking hot gingers like you."

"You remind me of Barney the Dinosaur, you big galoot."

"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family . . .

"God, I hate that stupid fucking song," she grunted.

"With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?"

"I'll give you a great big hug, but no kissing please."

Caroline gave William a big bear hug, feeling his erect penis pushing against her flat belly through his thick bunny suit.

"I love you, Bonnie," she uttered seductively, twirling her schoolgirlish pigtails. "My, what big ears you have," she giggled, batting his long cartoonish yellow ears.

"All the better to hear your sweet voice with."

"My, what big paws you have."

"All the better to grab you with!"

He grabbed Caroline's tits with those rubbery bunny gloves. She giggled playfully and pranced backward, stumbling into another table. She lay back on the red checkered tablecloth with her feet flat on the showroom floor, gladly submitting herself to an alpha male stud. William pinched her pointy pink nipples through the gloves, and fondled her hairy red fire crotch.

"Fuck yeah, Bonnie! Punish me like the Big Bad Wolf."

"You're way hotter than your bitchy granny," he remarked. He spanked her breasts hard, making them jiggle.

"Oh god, yeah. Keep spanking this naughty girl!"

William smacked those little boobies over and over, with a fierce snarl on his creepy middle-aged face. Her parents never spanked her, and never disciplined her much at all, so she compensated for that as an adult by getting kinky in the bedroom (and all over town.)

"Fuck this furry shit," he grunted. "I'm going bareback on those boobies."

He ripped off his bunny gloves with a harsh velcro tearing sound, and smacked her freckled tits harder. Turning her pale white flesh pink. She moaned loudly toward the colorful stage lights, loving his rough treatment.

"Stop whining, you filthy red whore. You fucking deserve this punishment!"

"Hell yeah. Spank my naughty cunt."

She spread her legs in a wide V-shape, and he slapped her vagina square and hard.

Waaash!

"Oh shiiiit!"

Waaash! Waaash! Waaash!

"Oh god, yes. Punish my dirty pussy!"

Waaash! Waaash! Waaash! Waaash! Waaash!

"Harder, Bonnie! Get your fucking fifty dollars worth."

He smacked her snatch ten more times, making her thrash about electrically on a table that still smelled like pepperoni pizza, long after closing time. Perverted pleasure surged from head to toe. The other hookers hated dealing with weird psycho johns, but Caroline couldn't get enough freaks like Afton. She always rooted for the bad guys in movies, because bad guys usually won in real life. Ravaging lots of "damsels in distress" like her, with not enough heroic Casanovas around to save them.

"Had enough, Sweet Caroline?" William growled.

"Noooo," she moaned. "Please, cruel headmaster . . . may I have some more?"

"Yes you may, Miss Twist," he snickered. "On your slutty ass!"

He put the Bonnie Bunny head down on the table, then he picked up Caroline's lithe body and carried her over to the stage. He shoved her torso face-down on the wooden beams, inches away from Dolli's blue stiletto heels. He spanked her pale freckled rump nice and hard, making her moan louder.

"You're a naughty fucking girl, Caroline. Putting on a red light, and selling your body to the night."

"I love Sting," she giggled.

"Shut the fuck up!" he growled, grabbing her pigtails and yanking her head back. "You're sluttier than Dolli Dimples, but I'm gonna set you straight."

He spanked her harder against the stage, growling like a tiger in that rabbit costume.

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

"Oh god, oh god! Harder, master bunny! Make me a real woman!"

He thwacked her twat ten more times, getting exhausted long before she could.

"All right, bitch. Have you learned your lesson?"

"Yes, Bonnie," she cooed sweetly. "I'll be a nice little girl."

"A nice obedient girl?"

"Yes, Bonnie. I'll do whatever you say."

"Fuck yeah, bitch. Whatever Bonnie wants, Bonnie gets. And right now, Bonnie wants a blowjob."

"Oooh, bunny's getting horny," Caroline snickered. "Momma bear will make it allll better."

She got off the stage, turned around, dropped to her knees, and pulled open the velcro-sealed slit in the costume between his legs. No underwear beneath. She yanked out his thick nine-inch dick and shoved it deep in her mouth, making him howl toward the foggy full moon above the roof of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. She twisted her head rapidly back and forth, sucking hard and slurping loudly.

"That's right, you dirty fucking ginger. Slobber my big bunny prick."