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— My girlfriend suggested I get her some sexy underthings.Meaning of Man Talk
— What men say isn't always what they mean.Medicine USA
— A new plague sweeps the States.Meet Mom
— The perfect girl meets my perfect Mom.Melody's Day
— A social worker runs afowl of her elderly clients.Memoirs of a Crazy Bitch
— The intricacies of the popular male defense.Memoirs of a Sex Slave Ch. 01
— The kidnap - even librarians have dreams!Memoirs of a Sex Slave Ch. 02
— Penitence meets Purgatory - in the dungeon.Memoirs of Lady Catherine Pt. 04
— Catherine glimpses her future husband -- in a DP orgy vision. 11/14/19
Men are Bastards
— A humorous look at the way some men are.Metzger Wickerslammed
— A small Pennsylvania law firm gets hot and heavy.Mickey Finn
— Putting someone to sleep enhances your chances.Midlife
— He assesses the state of his sexual life.Midnight Rendezvous
— Two very, very bad people.Mile High Club - Almost
— Couldda shouldda wouldda.Miles Wilson (c) 2025
— Just another flesh wound in the battlespace.Mind in the Gutter
— A man finds his true love.Mindy
— A fragmented tale of dating a doper.Minecraft: Real Life Edition Ch. 01
— Lost in Minecraft, surrounded by mobs, and horny as hell!Minecraft: Real Life Edition Ch. 02
— Is electro-jizz alone is enough to survive a second night?Minotaur
— Platonic Dialogue on the dangers & ethics of adultery.Mischief in the Summer
— Two young women fucks and teases an old man.Miscumception: The Cockcumber Story
— Perverted story of a mature housewife.Miss November
— A nerdy, lusty bachelor's favorite centerfold comes to life.Mistaken Identity Ch. 1
— It's funny what people become when they dress up.Mistaken Identity Ch. 2
— The costume party continues.Mistaken Identity Ch. 3
— The party goers awake to a new day.Mister Know-it-All Ch. 01
— Bad attitude rantings.Mister Micropenis
— Now every woman in the world would know how small he was.Mister Mister
— A man and his dick.
Mistress Lonnie's Pets: The sub
— Mistress plays with her sub.Mistress of The Jade Ambrosia
— A drink that captures an empire.Mistress of the Scarlet Fang
— A "lost manuscript" by the pulp author Anatole Baskin.Misunderstanding?
— Well, I thought I knew what she said, anyway.Misunderstood Mistress of Milkiness
— Lorraine's reign of breastmilk rain.Mixed Feelings
— A dining philosopher.Mme Sylvie's Special Event
— She gives her self for charity.Moan
— Lizzy has a special condition; the army wants to use it.Moan
— Horror movies get a sexy makeover.Moby Quim
— A fraught search for the Great White Cunt.Model U.N.: An International Mishap
— Danielle Parnell gets the Beginner's Luck treatment.Modern Love: Romance Ch. 01
— A fake cop wearing a fake mustache romances a woman.Molly Club
— A rather special 19th century gentlemen's club.Molly's Haunted Dildo!!!
— Molly's dildo is haunted.Mom Gave Me a Blowjob
— A short satire on living in your mom's basement.Mom Overboard
— The imperious Mrs. Parnell is undone again.Mom's Submarine Anal Birthday Surprise
— A parody.Moments On A Morning After
— He wakes up next to beautiful stranger.Mondays Will Never Be The Same
— Breaking in a fellow work on the job.Monsters Are Due On Erotica Street
— From the archives of "The Pornography Zone".Monsters of Las Vegas Ch. 01
— Boy eats girl: a dark comedy.Moo
— If a bat can be a superhero, why not a hucow?MORE CRAP
— More rants from an old man as he faces life.More Fucked Up Fairy Tales
— Thr Brothers Grimm and Mother Goose get fucked up again!More Sex, Please!
— Viking raider is challenged by Mother SuperiorMore than Kisses - 750 Word Project
— Prudish Christian Karen gets access to the Master PC program.More Well Endowed Girls
— Product of a dirty mind.Morons: Queer Marriage
— The Total Moron's Guide to SAME-SEX MARRIAGE.Mother and Daughter
— Rhonda and her daughter both have a hankering for Gary.Mother, Daughter, Neighbor
— Jenna cuddles with a cute guy--but her mom interrupts!Mr Know-it-all Buying A Used Car
— More Mr Know-it-all.Mr. Anonymous
— The image in my mind as I read your words.Mr. Lonely
— A short story followed by a love note.
Mr. Mutton is NOT Elvis Presley
— Has Elvis been re-incarnated in New Zealand? Where?Mr. Sexsational
— He's not your ordinary SuperHero.Mr. Wiggles Goes Undercover
— Spy story from a penis's point of view.Mr. Wiggles in France
— Another adventure for Master's penis.Mr. Wiggles' First Halloween Party
— A Halloween Party through the eye of a penis.Mrs. DeLuca's Kitchen
— Dinner with Carrie, Zach, Gianna, Bridgette, and Angie.Mrs. Hauptman's Box
— A Jake Figglemore mystery.Mrs. Rear Admiral
— Young Naval resident gets more than he bargained for.Ms. Marca Ch. 45
— Mr. & Mrs. Wise...she'll get that bitch.Ms. March
— Things aren't always what they seem to be.Muscular Men near the Sea Pt. 01
— A story of love, romance, and very bad sex.Muse Fight
— My muses fight over my literary soul.Musicians and Sex
— Fake research on musicians and sex.My Affair With Dawn
— We get in a mess in the woods, then get watched.My Amorous Adventures with Saucy Wenches
— A tale of The Duke of Love.My Big Fat Pornographic Wedding
— It's a low budget hit.My Big Fat Redneck Funeral
— So long, Uncle JuniorMy Birthday Romance
— A midlife woman's wrotic adventures.My Boner Stops Time Ch. 04
— This is a sequel to "My Boner Turns me Invisible".My Boner Stops Time Ch. 05
— This is a sequel to "My Boner Turns me Invisible".My Daughter the Fooler
— An April Fool story.My Downfall
— Woman has complete control.My First Gay Experience
— Johnno gets drunk and finds himself in bed with Desmond.My First Time
— A young, hung man's training.My Friend Hisacun
— A lecher's letter to a friend telling of an erotic adventure.My Funeral
— I always wanted to know what people would say at my funeral.My Holiday Hero
— An action-packed holiday starts with a big package.My Interview with Mr. Troll
— Coming to you direct from the Troll Hangout.My Job as a Fluffer (v8.21)
— An ex-fluffer talks about making things hard at work.My Last Job
— A little slice of my life.My Lipgloss is Poppin'
— Kinks can be found in the most innocent of places...My Little Head Takes Over
— What happens when you think with your little head.My Mouth Ain't Just for Talkin'
— To become an expert, follow the directions.My Name is Dave, Not David
— Dave tells life story to reporter, tries to figure out AFD.My Name is Dick
— What a cock might say if it could talk.My New Best Friend
— How my new friend made my day.My New Dentist
— An erotic trip to the dentist.My New Neighbor
— Bobby's summer before college just got bustier.My New Neighbor Ch. 03
— Day of the party. With Annie's dress, Bobby stays close.My Parents fucked my Girlfriend?
— The Bells have a very causal relationship with sex.My Passion for Mustang GTs Ch. 02
— Peppered with humor, Susan writes about her passion for cars.My Penthouse Letter
— or, how I learned to write erotica by reading Forum.My Pussy Controls You Ch. 04
— Sequel to "My Boner Stops Time".My Rocky Relationship with Girls
— Nerd travels that bumpy road to happiness with girls.My Romantic Night of Cyber Sex
— Is it that hard to find a good online lover?My Sex Story What I Wrote
— An exercise in poor writing.My Stress Buddy
— A true friend is always there for your needs.My Surprise for Eva
— A short story about a sexy surprise for my wife Eva.Myrna
— Bachelor competes with necrophiliac girlfriend's dead lovers.Mystery Man Ch. 02
— Michael in the worker's paradise.Mystery Woman
— A chance encounter can be decieving.Myth Merging in Boschertown
— Martha reveals, "Big George Washington" is the link.Nadgers TV
— Deadpan CFNM breakfast TV pastiche.Naked Nimue
— Nimue is learning Merlin's Secrets.Nancy and the snake
— Humorous.National Fuck A Fat Man Day!
— Let's put all our weight behind this one!Natitude Adjustment
— Mrs. Wray gets taken down a peg for her arrogance.Nature's Hard Reset?
— Jilted husband resets life. Would Mother Nature do the same?Naughty MILF Caroline Pt. 01
— Stuck up Cock-Mad MILF Businesswoman gets humiliated.Naughty MILF Caroline Pt. 02
— Naughty MILF Businesswoman gets serviced.Naughty MILF Caroline Pt. 03
— Naughty Businesswoman MILF is treated to messy lunch.Naughty MILF Caroline Pt. 05
— Naughty Stuck Up MILFs go Dogging.Naughty MILF Caroline Pt. 06
— Naughty MILFs host posh Afternoon Tea.Naughty Santa
— My special Christmas present.Needs Ch. 02
— My Life as a Manwhore.Neon Boulevard
— How easy it is to get into trouble in a foreign land.Never Date A Girl Named Bubba
— Big tits and big hair just weren't enough.Never Too Many, Never Too Much
— Interracial and lesbian and weed and mounted deer heads.New Airport Regulations
— Kelly experiences the new security checks at the airport.New American Gigolo
— On-the-job support helps.New Job Jitters
— New Job photographing nude models.New Rack City Ch. 03: The Return
— The Return of the Were-Nympho: Hey Sailor!New Rack City Ch. 04: New Heroes
— The Rise of Waverunner and Haven.News Flash about Big Cocks
— Apparently it's all about self-esteem.News Release: Spanish Fly Virus
— Be prepared for the worst yet to come.Nice Guys, Confused Girls
— and Emotional Dildos.Nickname For Richard
— A Dick is a dick, right?Night Pleasure
— A different point of viewNight Vision
— Too much TV can be hazardous to your health.No Batteries Required
— Things in this Sex Shop are kept in the dark.No Comments
— How I learned the importance of commenting on stories.No Fool like April's Fool
— Two tricks, both backfired.No Money, No Honey
— A married couple has a unique financial plan.No Money, No Honey - An Invitation
— Susan learned the difference between fucking and making love. 05/31/23No Money, No Honey - Finale - Maybe
— Ed and Amy teach the young couple the sex business.No Money, No Honey - Follow-up
— Ed and Amy enter the restaurant with tormented feelings.No Money, No Honey - Sex Lessons
— Susan learns the difference between fucking and making love.No Money, No Honey - The Newlyweds
— Amy teaches Mike to make love.No Money, No Honey - The Reception
— Mike and Sarah get married and have a very hot reception. 05/31/23
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